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Ah, I see the mayhem is starting early today... Peek's flashing his groin at eye level, the booze is flowing freely, and now there's donuts!
Sheesh, you'd think this was Friday or something...
(Oh, D.A., no booze for me, I think I vomitted a few tooth-fillings last time)
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">NONSENSE! Yer just getting yer sea legs! Here ya go...*grabs Chet's head, tilts it back, upturns bottle of Southern Comfort in his mouth, empties it into him* There. Something a little lighter this time around. *spins Chet around, shoves him toward Fluffy*Quote:
Originally posted by ThatChetGuy:
(Oh, D.A., no booze for me, I think I vomitted a few tooth-fillings last time)
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's pretty much a standard Michigan sight, I think.Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...don't...even....think it. *hugs vodka protectively to self* Besides, do you really want to explain to yer neighbors why a coven-hoofed, horned, winged demon is in yer front yard with your lawnmower upturned in his talons, drinking from its gastank? I think not.
Spins around, nears Andyman, and explodes like a German toad.
*PING*
That's it! A new business opportunity! Exotic, fashionable, trendy fuel alternatives! Imagine the cool labels.
And our first product we rollout will be called "Demon Pee".
Why is Chet's liver missing?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by ThatChetGuy:
Spins around, nears Andyman, and explodes like a German toad.
That's my boy!
...and Fluff, I am not going to be your golden goose. And don't let me catch you trying to save my pee in a jar, either...that's my third wife's job.
I think they serve that at a local bar here...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...I'm pretty sure it packed its little bags and somehow ambulated away in horror when I first decided Chet was my best friend...go figure.Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Why is Chet's liver missing?
*Gd grabs cup of java to go*
Well i gotta run, you guys are scaring me. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Rock To You later..... [img]graemlins/music.gif[/img]